1 00:00:56,740 --> 00:00:58,580 I get it now. 2 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,440 I get everything. 3 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:08,220 Life is a moment of infinite bliss. 4 00:01:09,620 --> 00:01:12,220 There is nothing to be ashamed of. 5 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,640 There is only joy and ecstasy. 6 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:19,680 We invent our pain and misery. 7 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:22,060 They're just works of fiction. 8 00:01:22,660 --> 00:01:24,560 It all works out in the end. 9 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:26,120 There's no fear. 10 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:27,200 Only love. 11 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:29,220 Now I know. 12 00:01:29,540 --> 00:01:30,780 Just like that. 13 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:32,440 Lickety split. 14 00:01:33,940 --> 00:01:35,620 Now I know. 15 00:01:36,860 --> 00:01:41,140 That life is a moment of infinite bliss. 16 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:47,820 And the moment is forever. And the bliss never, ever, ever 17 00:01:47,820 --> 00:01:49,080 ends. 18 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,940 And how do I know this? 19 00:01:56,110 --> 00:01:57,930 Because you just made me cum. 20 00:01:59,430 --> 00:02:00,770 Oh, God. 21 00:02:07,330 --> 00:02:13,470 In most movies, especially most American movies, sex is viewed as a bad thing, 22 00:02:13,590 --> 00:02:15,710 something shameful or wrong. 23 00:02:16,210 --> 00:02:19,070 Well, I don't find that to be true at all. 24 00:02:19,490 --> 00:02:24,750 So, dearly beloved, I'm here to tell you there's something else. 25 00:02:28,460 --> 00:02:30,200 There's two sides to everybody. 26 00:02:30,540 --> 00:02:34,760 The side we show the world and the side that we only show to ourselves. 27 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:41,640 But when we're having sex, really good sex, you can show the side that you can 28 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:45,260 side to the person or persons that you're with. 29 00:02:46,060 --> 00:02:52,380 When someone puts themselves inside of you and you go inside of someone, you 30 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:53,500 find truth there. 31 00:02:54,060 --> 00:02:58,080 And all the masks that we wear and all the armor we put on to protect ourselves 32 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:04,520 disappears. And it is then that we fully realize the truth of our life. That we 33 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:05,580 are all connected. 34 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:10,240 That we are one beautiful dancing ball of energy and light. 35 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:15,600 And that there is no death. That those masks we wear are simply the imagination 36 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:16,600 of ourselves. 37 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:22,120 The reality is, you, me, this guy on the bed. 38 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:26,360 Everyone are all one thing. 39 00:03:27,940 --> 00:03:31,820 Now, isn't that just the greatest thing ever? 40 00:03:32,740 --> 00:03:36,060 So, why are we so ashamed to know that? 41 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:41,620 If sex can tell us this, why is it such a dirty word? 42 00:03:42,740 --> 00:03:44,900 Shouldn't shame be the dirty word? 43 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,640 Shouldn't guilt be four letters instead of fuck? 44 00:03:49,540 --> 00:03:51,040 Are you with me, people? 45 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,480 I mean, what's the problem here? 46 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:55,740 I'll tell you this much. 47 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:59,000 Shame isn't something we're born with. 48 00:03:59,380 --> 00:04:00,880 It's something we're taught. 49 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:10,720 Shouldn't he be writing bliss and joy on the blackboard instead of abstinence? 50 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,980 I mean, was this guy born in a test tube? 51 00:04:14,900 --> 00:04:20,160 Isn't he himself the simple reason of his existence, the result of his parents 52 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,160 making love? 53 00:04:21,899 --> 00:04:23,640 Think about that phrase for a second. 54 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:25,460 Making love. 55 00:04:26,580 --> 00:04:29,260 Isn't that a wonderful way to put it? 56 00:04:30,220 --> 00:04:31,520 Making love. 57 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:38,800 So how do we go from making love to making fucked up, repressed, shameful, 58 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,280 -ridden guys like this? 59 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:42,640 He's from love. 60 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:46,200 What'd he do? Make the wrong turn at Albuquerque? 61 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,640 I think it's time for the students to teach. 62 00:04:51,210 --> 00:04:52,210 The teacher. 63 00:04:52,370 --> 00:04:53,370 What do you think? 64 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,120 Oh, my God. 65 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:17,880 Oh, 66 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:26,620 shit. 67 00:07:04,750 --> 00:07:07,550 Oh yeah. 68 00:07:32,549 --> 00:07:34,010 Oh, fuck. 69 00:07:36,830 --> 00:07:39,230 Oh, my God, that's good. Look. 70 00:07:40,610 --> 00:07:41,610 Yeah. 71 00:07:45,630 --> 00:07:47,270 Oh, my God. 72 00:07:51,570 --> 00:07:53,370 Oh, my God. 73 00:07:54,130 --> 00:07:55,570 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 74 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,220 Oh yeah. 75 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:32,280 Oh, look. 76 00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:36,320 Yeah. Fucking amazing. Good try, girl. 77 00:09:59,570 --> 00:10:01,130 I'm being taught. 78 00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:05,990 I'm being educated. 79 00:10:10,730 --> 00:10:11,730 Oh, the irony. 80 00:10:11,850 --> 00:10:13,050 It's delicious. 81 00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:19,180 Every story. 82 00:11:39,970 --> 00:11:41,370 Yeah. 83 00:12:03,370 --> 00:12:04,370 Oh yeah. 84 00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:13,610 Now, you were saying? 85 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:16,670 Clad. 86 00:13:20,690 --> 00:13:27,250 So you get out of school, 87 00:13:27,430 --> 00:13:31,970 and then what? Then you go and try to live your life burdened by all the guilt 88 00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:35,330 and shame you've learned regarding your natural -born lust and desire. 89 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:40,000 So you move out of mom and dad's house and can have sex with as many people as 90 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,160 you want and as much as you want, and you can enjoy it. 91 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:44,760 Nuts to that. 92 00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:48,880 I say, if life is a play, rewrite it. 93 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,040 Enjoy the show. 94 00:13:56,140 --> 00:13:57,140 Meh. 95 00:13:57,460 --> 00:13:58,460 You know what, dear? 96 00:13:58,540 --> 00:13:59,960 I'm not going to say that anymore. 97 00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:02,380 Yes, dear. 98 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:14,110 Mother, father, I leave you now to attend a university so far from home. 99 00:14:15,210 --> 00:14:16,310 Yes, we know, dear. 100 00:14:16,850 --> 00:14:18,850 We've heard this speech before. 101 00:14:19,370 --> 00:14:23,430 Where I will release myself of the shackles and the post -war chastity and 102 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:27,450 experience the true joys of being a modern sexual woman. I will flash my 103 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:31,790 stockings to any eyes brave enough to look and I will satisfy the desires of 104 00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:36,590 men. And since it's college and I'm bound to experiment, a few women who 105 00:14:36,590 --> 00:14:37,590 themselves a... 106 00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:40,660 Yes, 107 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,020 dear. We know. 108 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:45,980 Yes, we've definitely heard this before. As a matter of fact, it's all you've 109 00:14:45,980 --> 00:14:52,000 talked about. Or even, as is the scenario involving Fretich, I may allow 110 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:56,900 to rub up against me, perhaps on a crowded train, ever so slowly until he 111 00:14:56,900 --> 00:15:00,900 releases his feet upon my backside, staining the blacks of my stockings 112 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,400 Yes, dear. 113 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:03,500 We know. 114 00:15:04,079 --> 00:15:08,320 Actually, it's a little bit more information than I actually wanted to... 115 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:13,520 henceforth, I'd be begrudged to receive, on occasion, only after indulging in an 116 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:17,760 ample amount of peach -flavored liquor, a man's throbbing member within my 117 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:22,600 cramped rectal cavity. And on that occasion, I may want to warm up a bit 118 00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:26,760 perhaps starting with a finger and working my way upwards to a thumb, or a 119 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:30,280 fruit or vegetable, such as a banana or a cucumber. 120 00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:31,860 Maybe thought about a papaya. 121 00:15:33,130 --> 00:15:35,090 Oh, no, dear, not a papaya. 122 00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:37,010 It's much too oblong. 123 00:15:37,410 --> 00:15:39,350 What are you thinking of with the plantain? 124 00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:42,130 But isn't that the famous banana? 125 00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:47,970 It appears to look like one, but the flavor and taste is a little bland. 126 00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:54,530 Well, I really don't think that she's going to care what it tastes like unless 127 00:15:54,530 --> 00:15:57,490 she's going to eat it afterwards. You're not going to eat it afterwards, are 128 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:58,490 you, dear? 129 00:15:59,950 --> 00:16:06,080 And if you are, may I... Highly suggest that you wash it, because it is a bit 130 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,420 unsanitary, but yet effective. 131 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:13,980 Yes. Yes, it is. We'll give you that. We'll give you that. So in conclusion, I 132 00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:17,740 can only say that when you see me again, you shan't recognize a waif -like 133 00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:22,120 wallflower you once called daughter, for a true woman has blossomed in her 134 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:26,340 place, now free of the repressive soil that you so restrictively raised her in. 135 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,160 And in that, mother and father, I bid you farewell. 136 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000 For you shan't see this one you called girl again. 137 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:33,880 Goodbye, hon. 138 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,300 Ta -ta. 139 00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:43,720 So, would you like to begin with or without the fruit warm -up? 140 00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:46,940 Without. My ass is so blown out, dude. 141 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,480 Blended. 142 00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:50,620 Fucking A. 143 00:17:17,099 --> 00:17:18,220 So where did you find him, dear? 144 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:20,880 Church. 145 00:18:01,929 --> 00:18:02,929 Suck it! 146 00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:18,410 You're invited to explore our well -stocked cows, Radish Farmer. 147 00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:37,670 What are you doing to my wife? 148 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:40,500 Ooh. 149 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:29,960 Oh yeah. 150 00:24:51,540 --> 00:24:52,540 Shuffle it. 151 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,040 Wave it. 152 00:25:45,639 --> 00:25:46,660 Oh, yeah. 153 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,620 Now see, this wasn't a cautionary tale. 154 00:33:56,860 --> 00:34:00,820 Rebecca left home and pursued her fantasies just as she'd wanted. 155 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:05,360 She didn't get raped down some dark alleyway somewhere, and she didn't 156 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:11,280 prostitute. She simply had to decide between a banana, a plantain, or a 157 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:14,620 Now, why she chose the papaya, I don't know. 158 00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:17,159 But good luck to her on that one. 159 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:19,199 Anywho, you get the idea. 160 00:34:19,690 --> 00:34:24,230 If shame is the main character in your play, just write that sucker out, and 161 00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:29,389 then you'll be able to appreciate sex as the work of art it really and truly is. 162 00:34:33,409 --> 00:34:38,850 If you think about it, all art is based on the template of erotic rhythm. Every 163 00:34:38,850 --> 00:34:43,710 song, every poem, every film has the same basic form as sex. 164 00:34:44,170 --> 00:34:47,750 Foreplay, the act itself, and then climax and release. 165 00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:53,389 Even art that lays still, like a photograph, has within it the inherent 166 00:34:53,389 --> 00:34:57,790 the sexual act. As you follow your eyes from the beginning of the piece to the 167 00:34:57,790 --> 00:35:02,610 end, you invest your own sexual rhythm into your experience of looking at it 168 00:35:02,610 --> 00:35:03,610 responding to it. 169 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:06,690 Isn't that right, Mr. Art Critic? 170 00:35:07,290 --> 00:35:08,290 Absolutely. 171 00:35:09,770 --> 00:35:14,550 You see, every piece of art is a reflection of the sexual experience. 172 00:35:15,290 --> 00:35:16,290 Why's that? 173 00:35:16,710 --> 00:35:18,330 Well, because art is a creative expression. 174 00:35:18,570 --> 00:35:21,690 And there's no greater form of creative expression than love. 175 00:35:22,430 --> 00:35:24,170 It is perfect in every way. 176 00:35:25,010 --> 00:35:29,050 During the act of lovemaking, nothing needs to be said for everything to be 177 00:35:29,050 --> 00:35:30,090 perfectly understood. 178 00:35:30,890 --> 00:35:32,330 And that's the goal of all art. 179 00:35:33,230 --> 00:35:37,770 To be universally experienced without having to say a word. 180 00:35:38,690 --> 00:35:40,250 Like this sculpture. 181 00:35:41,530 --> 00:35:42,530 Exactly. 182 00:35:43,290 --> 00:35:44,209 You see? 183 00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:45,210 It's perfect. 184 00:35:46,670 --> 00:35:50,010 It's perfect form, perfect function, bursting with passion. 185 00:35:50,510 --> 00:35:51,650 Touch it and see. 186 00:36:01,810 --> 00:36:04,850 That being said... We shall say no more. 187 00:38:26,540 --> 00:38:27,540 Ah. 188 00:49:49,260 --> 00:49:50,320 Um, can I get you anything? 189 00:49:50,860 --> 00:49:51,860 Cranberry juice, please. 190 00:49:52,100 --> 00:49:53,100 All right. 191 00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:05,160 Now, before you go thinking that what I'm trying to say is that in order for 192 00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:09,740 to be shame -free, it needs to be put on some sort of pedestal, like in a play 193 00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:11,040 or in an art gallery. 194 00:50:11,580 --> 00:50:13,760 Well, let me stop you right there. 195 00:50:14,380 --> 00:50:18,040 Getting down and dirty is absolutely fucking great. 196 00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:21,310 Take the whole strip thing, for example. 197 00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:24,250 Girl gets up on stage. 198 00:50:24,770 --> 00:50:27,450 May or may not have a full set of teeth. 199 00:50:28,070 --> 00:50:31,790 May or may not really even be a girl. 200 00:50:32,290 --> 00:50:33,950 But she's beautiful up there. 201 00:50:34,810 --> 00:50:36,170 It's not exploitation. 202 00:50:37,410 --> 00:50:38,750 She's empowering herself. 203 00:50:39,670 --> 00:50:40,770 Look at these guys. 204 00:50:41,370 --> 00:50:43,710 She's got them in the palm of her hand. 205 00:50:44,090 --> 00:50:45,650 And they're eating it up. 206 00:50:46,170 --> 00:50:47,730 Are they exploiting her? 207 00:50:48,460 --> 00:50:50,180 Taking her down the road to ruin? 208 00:50:50,740 --> 00:50:52,000 Hell fucking no. 209 00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:56,140 She's giving them a little thrill, and they're watching in awe. 210 00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:04,000 And for the guys here with rings on their finger, which is, let's face it, 211 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,300 of them, are they being bad husbands? 212 00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:09,480 Again. 213 00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:11,100 Hell fucking no. 214 00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:15,680 They're just getting warmed up so they can go home and have something baking in 215 00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:18,540 the oven for their little dove in their loving nest. 216 00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,260 Now what's wrong with that? 217 00:51:20,900 --> 00:51:23,060 I'll give you a few seconds to think about that. 218 00:51:33,860 --> 00:51:35,560 You don't have an answer, do you? 219 00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:36,880 Do you know why? 220 00:51:38,180 --> 00:51:40,800 Because there's nothing wrong with it. 221 00:51:49,930 --> 00:51:52,910 And if there was, then how come you're still watching? 222 00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:50,080 Excuse me. 223 00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,000 Sex is a dance. 224 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,180 And what is dance? 225 00:53:50,780 --> 00:53:52,100 What does it say? 226 00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:55,360 It says we're alive. 227 00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:14,940 Even in the most repressed times, when the shame of sex held cultures down in 228 00:54:14,940 --> 00:54:17,080 shackles, there was dance. 229 00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:22,640 And through dance, from waltzing to crumping, it doesn't matter what kind, 230 00:54:22,860 --> 00:54:29,280 people have been allowed to tap into the divine power of their erotic selves, to 231 00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:35,540 move with the energy of eros, to trip the light fantastic to their heart's 232 00:54:35,540 --> 00:54:36,540 content. 233 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:54,620 When you dance, you can be anyone you want to be. 234 00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:16,200 And live forever in the grace of the music and in whatever follows after the 235 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,200 song is over. 236 00:58:49,070 --> 00:58:50,070 Oh God. 237 01:00:01,549 --> 01:00:04,170 oh oh 238 01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:18,640 Oh. 239 01:00:58,570 --> 01:00:59,990 Well, I think so. 240 01:02:15,530 --> 01:02:16,530 What do you want me to do? 241 01:02:16,590 --> 01:02:17,750 I want you to fucking pee. 242 01:02:20,170 --> 01:02:26,630 I don't want to. 243 01:02:26,950 --> 01:02:27,529 I don't want to. 244 01:02:27,530 --> 01:02:28,530 I don't want to. 245 01:03:49,290 --> 01:03:50,690 Ready? 246 01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:26,960 Oh, I'm waiting. 247 01:05:59,839 --> 01:06:01,160 Thank you. 248 01:11:02,470 --> 01:11:08,870 So with all that said, why do we still choose to feel shameful about something 249 01:11:08,870 --> 01:11:10,410 as wonderful as sex? 250 01:11:11,550 --> 01:11:14,870 This may or may not be our only chance at life. 251 01:11:15,150 --> 01:11:16,470 You never know. 252 01:11:17,030 --> 01:11:19,330 But let's say that it is. 253 01:11:19,830 --> 01:11:23,370 That you really do only get one turn around the carousel. 254 01:11:24,130 --> 01:11:30,190 Why deny yourself a single moment of this bliss that is born into this body 255 01:11:30,190 --> 01:11:31,190 yours? 256 01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:37,380 This warm winter coat that holds your infinite consciousness, at least for the 257 01:11:37,380 --> 01:11:39,040 space of the season of your life. 258 01:11:40,540 --> 01:11:45,820 It makes me want to cry when I think of all the joy wasted in this world, all 259 01:11:45,820 --> 01:11:52,120 the negativity that's put upon these things of beauty, these things of grace, 260 01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:58,920 art, dance, performance, even a ratty -ass 261 01:11:58,920 --> 01:11:59,920 strip club. 262 01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:03,340 It's all beautiful, this whole life. 263 01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:07,000 So much to feel, so much to see. 264 01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:09,860 So why hold back? 265 01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:14,140 Life is a moment of infinite bliss. 266 01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:17,880 I had that thought earlier while I was coming. 267 01:12:18,620 --> 01:12:24,480 Not that life was a prison of shame and remorse, but that it was a moment of 268 01:12:24,480 --> 01:12:25,480 infinite bliss. 269 01:12:32,110 --> 01:12:37,730 Think about that while I put these tears away and finish what I started and 270 01:12:37,730 --> 01:12:39,590 share a little bliss with you. 271 01:12:41,390 --> 01:12:45,830 And please, while you watch, touch yourself. 272 01:12:46,570 --> 01:12:49,490 I love knowing that people are coming while I am. 273 01:12:50,250 --> 01:12:53,690 That way, this isn't just for me. 274 01:12:55,170 --> 01:12:56,310 It's for you too. 275 01:12:58,050 --> 01:12:59,050 Enjoy. 276 01:15:05,510 --> 01:15:06,510 You do it. 277 01:20:51,790 --> 01:20:52,790 Thank you. 278 01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:26,160 Ugh. 279 01:27:51,020 --> 01:27:52,080 So you got it, I hope. 280 01:27:52,640 --> 01:27:53,640 And who knows? 281 01:27:54,120 --> 01:27:56,960 Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think I am. 282 01:27:57,380 --> 01:28:00,620 In fact, I know I'm right. 283 01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:08,760 And all I'm saying is sex is nothing ever at all 284 01:28:08,760 --> 01:28:10,660 to be ashamed of. 285 01:28:11,500 --> 01:28:13,480 Like a piece of cherry pie. 286 01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:18,700 If you want to enjoy it, just dig in.